And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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