Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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