I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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