Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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