You work out of a Hotel?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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