Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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