We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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