I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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