we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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