Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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