So gin and wine won't be happening again
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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