I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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