When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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