remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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