Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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