the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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