yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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