elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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