your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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