I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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