I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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