we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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