i don't like sucking hair
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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