Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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