i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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