her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Holy shit dude........stairs
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