Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
