McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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