check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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