Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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