when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You've changed since you got that strap on
I would fuck him just for his dog
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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