butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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