A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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