You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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