I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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