Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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