Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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