great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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