Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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