I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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