she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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