Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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