found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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