And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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