Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
