I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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