3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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