what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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