using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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