I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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