I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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