she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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