I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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