I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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