You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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